Yep. That’s a website and I made it. Well, I made it with Kelsey and Kitty Man paid for the hosting. Anything that looks like it’s worth a shit was done on Kelsey’s part. A lot of internal workings were done by me, but she deserves most of the credit. She already has some of the biggest names in the anti-Onision world signed on. Shit’s about to go down.

Also, some children think it’s illegal to make a “hate” website. Nigger, please. If that were the case TMZ would be bankrupt and the Westboro Baptist Church and the KKK would have had their websites taken down a long time ago. Oh, and did I mention we now have a legal team? Come at us bro.

Any who, if you want to check out our hard work and dedication - click here

In an attempt to cash in on a URL that was surprisingly available, I bought MyLittlePonyPorn.com. I’m not proud of myself, but it had to be done.

In a world where every good URL is taken, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I playfully checked to see if this one was. It was available. As was ponyfag.com and mlpfriendshipismagic. Naturally, I snached them all up.

MyLittlePonyPorn.com is a blatant attempt at cashing in on something popular in an attempt to make my initial investment back and possibly make a profit. In one day I have already made back the domain cost. ONE. DAY. I made a wise decision.

Ponyfag.com will likely end up being a Tumblr re-posting content posted at mlpfriendshipismagic.com. I believe Kitty Man and I will both contribute to that site, making it the daddy of all brony sites, possibly even surpassing the official site.

What have I become.

Life has taken an unexpected  twist lately. It would seem I’ve turned into a marketing guru over night. I’m surprised at how well my little ventures are doing.

Earlier this month I launched AtheistGamers.com. Content-wise, things are going a little slow. I understand why. I haven’t been giving it my all and some writers are hesitant to lend their name to something Religion-based. It’s okay though, it’s more of a personal project of mine anyways. I just thought I’d allow friends the ability to contribute.

My Minecraft server is dead. 10 slots and I haven’t encountered anyone on in months, but the moment I white-list it to find the cause of some grief the community seems to notice. I’m torn between making it public and keeping it white-listed. At this point of my life I really don’t have time to play daddy and fix everyone’s problems when things break. It seems like I can never just hop on and build something – I always have to fix some sort of grief. The server requires everyone to be promoted to member status before they can build or destroy, so the griefing isn’t as bad as it could be. The only problem is some assholes have weaseled their way through to member status. When I have time I need to weed them out and make the server public again. Might drop the server slots down to 6, too.

My most successful venture to date is CorgiPorn.com. It’s astonishing how well it’s doing. It would seem Tumblr is better in terms of traffic than WordPress. Everyone likes and shares and then their followers do the same. It’s amazing! I’m very proud of myself. I’ll be sure to invest in Tumblr sites in the future.

I launched Triplett Marketing earlier this week. I plan on doing more independent marketing and advertising in the future. At the moment the site is used mainly to promote things my friends and I have done. I was already approached to do an “amateur-style youtube video” for Brisk’s new iPhone game. For my first attempt, I think I did alright. I’ll put more effort into it next time. At least I nailed the amateur-style they wanted.

Most my time is going into my new job at Yahoo. I’m a content contributor there. It’s a really great gig. I get paid per post and I also get paid when my views hit a certain amount.

I canceled my The Old Republic account. Yeah… I canceled it. I love the game and want to play it, but I can’t justify staying subscribed right now. Why pay if I can’t play? I need to cancel World of Warcraft as well. Oh, wait. I can’t. I subscribed to their 1 year annual pass. At least I get a free pony and game out of that deal.

Life is busy, but fun. I’m looking forward to what the future holds.

So, I was approached by Brisk to do a silly little commercial for their new (free!) game on the Apple App Store and Android Marketplace – Brisksaber. Within 20 minutes the following video was conceived. I hope you like it.

The entire relationship I share with Kelsey is a very special one. Every day there’s little moments that remind me that she’s the one. I’ve never been this happy before. Keep in mind I’m not a 13-year-old girl who says that about every relationship. I really mean it. That girl makes me happier than I’ve ever been in my entire life. She truly makes life worth living.

Every attempt at giving her a ring involved me going “Here. Take it.” and giving it to her. Granted, these aren’t engagement rings. I want the actual engagement to be something special, so I downplayed every other time I’ve given her a ring. The next time I give her a ring it’s going to be the real deal. There’s only one problem. I have no idea how to properly propose.

A meme proposal is out of the question. She made that quite clear. Maybe I could dress my cat up as a pony and have a ring attached to her saddle? Nah.. I’ll think of something that’ll do our relationship justice.

2012 is going to be a big year. The world is about to begin. A whole new world is on the horizon.

Prepare your anus.

Fuck. Yeah.

I aced the sign and sight tests and got an 80/100 on the written test. All things considering, I didn’t do half as bad as I thought I would at 8:30 in the morning. I didn’t sleep well last night at all and took the test in full-blown zombie mode. I got worried when the guy before me failed and the old man across the table from me gave up and left. Even though most of the test was common sense, I’m proud of myself. Before I know it I’ll be driving to Springfield to see my girl. smilieface.jpg

I got a new hat, scarf, and jacket.

Also, I managed to score a gig writing over at CollegeNews.com, which is a welcome change of pace. I was just approached via email by one of the owners of the site. They said they felt like I’d bring something to the table. Little did they know I suck at everything I set my mind to. Heh.

I decided to get more active in the industry and started contacting PR firms for review copies. Thanks to my effort I’ve been put on a couple dozen lists for upcoming review copies and codes for upcoming releases. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

The web-series Kelsey and I came up with has reentered the early planning stages. I really hope we don’t give up on this. It has so much potential. Right now the working title is “Trip Life”. Personally, I hate it. So that will get changed at some point, but we have more important things to brainstorm right now than names. The basic idea for the series is this:

“Trip Life” is a comical retelling of the way Kelsey and Dustin Triplett met. The series will be shot using various filming techniques such as the internet standard “vlogging” style transitioned together with flashbacks, live action segments, and machinima.

Not sure if it sounds lame or awesome when I explain it to people…

Might revive my ill-fated “TripCast” podcast project with Kelsey as my co-host. If it gets revived I’ll put some actual effort into it this time. You know, topics and guests. I’m not sure what the official state of the CyberSecks podcast is. I guess it’s safe to assume it’s on indefinite hiatus until the other cohosts learn how to handle criticism like the adults they are. Seriously, I’ll never understand how someone quits something that meant something to them over something as stupid as a personal bickering match on Facebook. I feel sorry for their children.

Fuck that noise.

There’s talk that I might be going to Hawaii with the Watkins family for Christmas. Given the fact they just took me to Orlando, I doubt they will be happy to take me somewhere else so soon, but I can’t help get excited over the thought of me and Kelsey in mother-fucking Hawaii! Woo! I might even get over my manly fear of swimming without a shirt on. Nah, I doubt it. My love handles must be contained or the world will fall out of orbit.

All and all life is good right now, and it’s just going to keep getting better.

I had the best time ever in Orlando with Kelsey. 5 glorious days with the love of my life. Ah, it can’t get much better than that.

I flew for the first time. To be honest, I handled it like a boss. Well, except during take off when I muttered “Jesus, don’t take the wheel.” …or something like that. But everything was fine. Felt weird at first and we encountered a little turbulence, but all was good in the hood. As someone who always wanted to travel to space, I realized that flying in an airplane was the closest I’d ever get and that I needed to man up and be adventurous for once. I gotta say, I love having a girlfriend that brings out a side of me that I never knew I had.

I’m looking forward to marrying that girl. Really, I am. The fact her parents like me makes things all the better. I get a happy family vibe when I’m around them and I’ve never felt more at home. I think when I finally do pop the question and we make things official they will welcome me with open arms. Or in the very least, they won’t stab me.

It’s been more than a week since I’ve got back and I’m still adjusting. I miss having Kelsey by my side. On the bright side, we might get to go see Hollywood Undead on November 6th. Not set in stone yet but it’s a possibility. I’ll take any chance I can get to spend time with her.

Now, enough of this love dove shit. Time to watch Jurassic Park.

Not sure what’s going on. Other admin have reported that the server has been down all day. According to my host’s control panel, the server is still online. I managed to get in for a couple minutes using my Mac, which was odd. I kept falling though the world and it looked like half the world was split in half due to some wacky-ass chunk error. To be on the safe side I restored the most recent backup, but that didn’t help. Still can’t log in. I assume it’s my server host’s fault. I contacted them but have yet to hear back. I’ll update you once it comes back online. Check the Twitter and Facebook for up to the minute news.