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Blizzcon 2011 merch on sale September 16 for ticket holders and the 23 for digital tickets purchasers

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Fellow WoW players looking to preorder on some Blizzcon merch before the convention are in luck. Much like last year, online pre-sales will hit the online store early.

Raiders lucky enough to get their hands on physical tickets may preorder goodies on September 16 while digital ticket purchases, such as myself, have to wait until the 23rd to preorder all the fun stuff.

Last year I spent well over $400 on merch. Pins, shirts, posters, a Horde banner, and even a ceramic Figure Print of Grunty, the Murloc Marine.  You name it, I bought it. Hopefully this year will be much more forgiving on my wallet since the majority of news will likely be Diablo and StarCraft related. I do enjoy both those franchises, but nowhere near the level of my WoW-fandom.

Time to cancel Aion and play WoW religiously again

Seriously, Aion is god-awful when compared to the MMO powerhouse that is World of Warcraft. If you think differently you’re fooling yourself, an idiot, or likely both. Aion feels unfinished where WoW feels like a complete retail worthy expansion every other patch. I feel sorry for those who are stuck with other MMO’s, I really am. Poor bastards.

Anyways, the WoW news pouring into my RSS feed over the past couple of days has become damn near overwhelming. New raids, expansion speculation, and a heap of gameplay features most never thought Blizzard loved their players enough to properly implement.

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6 DPS tips for Cataclysm

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Look, I get it. You’ve never had to deal with crowd control before. You’re used to rushing in, pulling aggro, and AOEing the mobs down without a second thought. It worked in Wrath of the Lich King so why not, right?

What some of my DPS brethren don’t seem to understand is that this isn’t Wrath. It’s closer to vanilla WoW than Burning Crusade and Wrath of the Lich King combined. You know how the old timers in trade chat always talked about how easy BC and Wrath are? Yeah, now you see where they were coming from.

I’ll admit, I’ve caused a wipe here and there while learning the ropes and fight mechanics of Cataclysm. It’s a learning experience and that’s expected during the first week. But what you may have noticed is that as we get farther away from the release day, some people are starting to expect nothing but good groups who know the fights in and out. While I’m not going to teach you every fight (seriously, there are guides galore for that), I am going to teach you some cataclysmic common sense for DPS.

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Do not stand in the fire.

Standing in the fire has always been the most basic no-no of nearly every MMO. Hell, it’s a pop culture reference at this point. Even people who don’t play WoW likely know what it means. With that said, don’t fucking stand in the fire.

That includes fire, lava, crud, spikes, ooze, ice, snow, and even tornados. Anything that a boss or mobs spawn on the floor will likely harm you. Don’t stand in harms way.

The damage for standing in the fire this time around is greater than in any expansions before it, especially on Heroic. In harder difficulty dungeons and raids, the ‘fire’ will one or two shot you. Don’t except the healers to heal you because you are too lazy (or dumb) to move. In some cases the damage is too much for them to heal through. Again, do not stand in the fire. I cannot stress that enough.

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Speak up.

“Hey, mage. Do you understand this fight? Huh? Well, I guess you do…you’re jumping up and down and whatnot… Okay, let’s g……..WHY DID YOU PULL THOSE MOBS?! GOD HELP US! MY LEGS ARE ON FIRE!”

This happens more than you think.

Lack of communication is a wipe just waiting to happen. If someone asks you if you know the fights or not, you take the time to answer them. Don’t be afraid to ask for tips if you don’t know your role in the upcoming pull. 95% of the time someone will take the time to fill you in without screaming profanities and kicking you from the group.

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That tank is marking targets for a reason.

See that skull over that enemy? Good. Do you see that diamond on that one? Mhmm, that’s nice. Besides looking pretty, they have a purpose. Learn them.

As always, a skull is priory one for DPS and the X is priory two. Kill those in that order. Now if you see a square, diamond, or any other  emblem, you best pay attention to your fellow group members.

You will be expected to sap, freeze, mind control, fear, and do other things that will keep the targeted enemy out of the fight. If you’ve never used those abilities in a PVE fight before, learn how to use them and hotkey them as you will be expected to use them before nearly every mob pull.

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Keep your threat in check.

If the tank is targeting Mob-X, don’t start doing massive damage on Mob-Y.  As stated above, the markings are used for a reason. No tank or healer is at fault if you die from pulling aggro off the tank.

There’s a little saying that always rings true in this situation:

A dead tank is the healer’s fault.

A dead healer is the tank’s fault.

A dead DPS is the DPS’s fault.

If you continue to have trouble with threat, I suggest using Omen Threat Meter.

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Don’t leave the group just because the tank and healer left.

As soon as the tank and healer get frustrated and leave, I’ve noticed that 80% of the time the DPS will leave as well. If you want to finish the dungeon, don’t leave. You are still at the beginning of the queue. Your band of three DPS get priority over any tanks and healers starting their queue.

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Oh, and I almost forgot: Have fun!

Blizzcon 2010 Satisfaction Survey hints at possible future features

I’m the the type that can’t pass up a good satisfaction survey for something I love. While filling out the satisfaction survey for Blizzcon 2010 I couldn’t help but notice what’s on the mind of Blizzard.

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The ability to purchase a DVD of all Blizzcon coverage? Yeah, I’ll definitely buy that for close friends who couldn’t make it to Blizzcon or purchase the stream. Oh, and yes, a copy for myself as well. But the main two things that caught my attention were the ability to virtually play the games being demoed on the show floor and the possibility of Blizzcon on Xbox Live.

While I watched this years Blizzcon on my TV via laptop with HDMI, I can’t help but wonder what Microsoft would think about Blizzard getting their own spot on Xbox Live during Blizzcon. It’s hard to see Microsoft going along with that unless they are getting their own Blizzard title.

Think about it. While Activision-Blizzard are a mutiplatform developers with games the Xbox 360, the core Blizzard experience (Warcraft, Diablo, StarCraft) has never been on consoles. Could Blizzard be planning to announce an Xbox 360 exclusive at next years Blizzcon?

Now while speculation on a new game is all well and good, I know you all are excited about the possibility of playing show floor demos from the comfort of your own home. I know I am! Since the demos are small contained portions of an unfinished game, they can likely be played in a browser. Personally, unless it was DRM protected, I wouldn’t bother with a downloadable demo. They want to give people who purchase the stream something nice. Allowing someone to torrent the perk takes away from the experience.

Needless to say, I’m looking forward to what the coming year will bring to Blizzcon.

My Blizzcon Schedule

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I won’t be attending Blizzcon in person this year, but that doesn’t mean I can’t experience it live!

I purchased the online streaming virtual ticket as soon as they were made available. So don’t expect me to a Chatty Cathy on the 22 and 23 of October. Those two days are reserved stricktly for sitting in front of my computer and watching other people play on their computers.

Blizzard recently announced the full schedule of events. Since I’m not a huge fan of Diablo or StarCraft 2, I will be editing my schedule to make it more Warcraft friendly.

October 22:

Opening Ceremony – 11:00am-11:30am. (Main Stage)
Diablo 3: Gameplay – 12:00pm-12:30pm. (Maine Stage)
Cinematics: StarCraft 2 – 12:30pm-1:00pm (Development Stage)
World of Warcraft Dungeons and Raids – 1:30pm-2:30pm (Main Stage)
World of Warcraft Quests and Lore – 3:00pm-4:00pm (Development Stage)
World of Warcraft Live Raid – 4:30pm-5:30pm (Main Stage)
Costume, Song, and Dance Contests – 6:00pm-8:30pm (Main Stage)

I’ll likely watch the contests for a little while and then recap on what I missed for StarCraft 2 and Diablo 3. Possibly catch a little of the World of Warcraft tournaments still going on. Depends on how tired I am at that point.

October 23:

Cinematics: Cataclysm – 10:30am-11:30am (Main Stage)
World of Warcraft Class Q&A – 12:00pm-1:00pm (Main Stage)
World of Warcraft Open Q&A – 1:30pm-2:30pm (Main Stage)
World of Warcraft Art – 3:00pm-3:30pm (Development Stage)
Diablo 3 Open Q&A – 3:30pm-4:00pm (Main Stage)
Blizzard Sound 4:30pm-5:30pm (Development Stage)
Closing Ceremony – 6:30pm-8:30pm (Main Stage)

And of course I will be taking breaks to pee, eat, and buy from their Blizzcon attendee exclusive online store.

I’m a Loremaster now.

After years of slaving it’s finally over. My Death Knight, Postlapsaria, is now a Loremaster.

Above: I AM A MOTHER FUCKER.

I can now die happy with no regrets…well…

How to piss off a (hardcore) WoW player

Want to piss off a friend that happens to play WoW religiously? No, you don’t have to force read him lines from Trade Chat. All you have to do is change his password without his knowledge and hilarity (not to mention sheer terror) will pursue. Read more

Come play WoW with me, get 2 months free

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Yep…Blizzard has just released a new Recruit-A-Friend exclusive mount…and I want. Read more

I made a Horde…

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After years of only having an Alliance main, I made an Undead Rouge on The Underbog server. Read more

Postlapsaria the Noble

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Damn, that was fast. The Noblegarden meta-achievement came and went so fast I thought…fuck it. I was going to make a sex joke about Tiger Woods and throw in one of these for comedic effect, but I’m lazy.

Seriously though, I completed all of the Noble Gardener achievements in a matter of hours. This is the first meta-related set of achievements I’ve completed on the same day they went live. Read more

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