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Gaming Peeve: Pre-Lit Torches

You’re a dungeon explorer out for fame and glory. You were sure to stock up on torches because you know where you going hasn’t been graced by civilization for thousands of years. You’re at the gates, but before you can open the door you set off a trap and the ground beneath you gives way. You fall into the depths of an unknown cave system. Much to your surprise, the entire place is lit up like Christmas.

Why are all these torches burning on the wall? The place is abandoned. It makes no sense.

This is little gaming pet peeve of mine. It takes me out of the experience and reminds me, “Hey, this is a videogame I’m playing.” That’s not something I want from interactive media. I want to be fully engrossed in the content of the game. I want to feel as if the game was an extension of myself. I am the character exploring the mysteriously lit-up cave system after all.

Most games features dark areas that would be a pain to explore if they weren’t properly lit. That’s why there are torches still burning in places uninhabited for over a century. I understand why there are there, but it doesn’t mean I have to like it. It takes me out of the experience.

I’ve been reading Critical Path

Critical Path is easily the best gaming-related book I have ever had the joy of reading. It’s thoroughly informative and manages to capture the tone and subtle humor you’ve come to expect from Dan Amrich.

Dan knows his stuff when it comes to video games. If you want a job writing about videogames, you really need to read this book.

Admittedly, I’m a little biased because I’ve looked up to Mr. Amrich since I was just a little kid armed with nothing more than a Nintendo and a GamePro subscription.

Buy it now

OnisionTheLiar

Well, it’s nice to see I’m not the only one who found OnisionTheLiar to be a joke from the get-go. I really wish I knew who this was so I could actually have a one-on-one chat with them.

via my tumblr

They nail it. That is exactly how it is.

Life is good.

I just bought a 24 pack of Jones soda for the low price of $54.99 on Amazon.

It’s healthy to indulge yourself once in a while. Yum, yum.


Tumblr vs WordPress?

I’m trying to figure out which site I should start developing paid themes for. Just weighing the pros and cons as I see them.

  • You can do more with WordPress than with Tumblr.
  • The WordPress dashboard/interface is 100% better.
  • Tumblr is like Twitter for gossipy middle schoolers, great for spreading content quickly.
  • Businesses are more likely to purchase themes on WordPress.
  • Children are more likely to purchase themes on Tumblr.
  • Paying for Tumblr themes seems somewhat moot when you are limited to having the theme on the account it was bought it on.
  • Domain name + Tumblr hosting = Cheap and easy
  • Tumblr content can be reblogged and defaced easily, giving professionals a harder time to remove plagiarism.

Hmm. I think the logical thing would be to make professional themes for WordPress and make cheap “Myspace” themes for Tumblr. People will pay $30+ for a decent WordPress theme. I honestly can’t see anyone paying over $15 for one on Tumblr.

Soul Eater? More Like Time Eater. AMIRITE?!

My girlfriend is the coolest. This is a proven fact. How the hell did I find someone just as geeky as me? Fuck, I’d go as far as to say she’s even geeker! What a nerd she is.

She went and got me hooked on Soul Eater. I figured I would like it, but I just never got around to watching it. I lead a busy life filled with partying, boats, and hoes after all – so it’s perfectly understandable why I couldn’t get around to it sooner.

Yesterday I figured, “Why the hell not?” and downloaded the complete English dub from the Pirate Bay. I was going to wait until I bought the Blu-rays, but I didn’t feel like waiting until my next paycheck.

And… I FUCKING love it! I’d go as far as to say I love it more than Fullmetal Alchemist, my prior favorite anime. Boy, does that girl have a good taste or what?

Any who, Kelsey and I decided we will be cosplaying as Dr. Stain and Mako at Comic-Con this year. Since I’m not going as a journalist I figured we should have a little fun. I’m already in the process of purchasing the materials to turn myself into a walking monstrosity of sex. Since Kelsey is always a monstrosity of sex, all she really needs is a mini-skirt. ;)

I hate man-children

Shit like this is why I have come to loathe the video game community.

Rundown of the last day:

  • Amazon leaked Black Ops 2 preorder
  • French site broke the news
  • Activision contacted them to remove the news
  • French site refused to remove it
  • French site claims Activision black listed them
  • Activision says they don’t black list.

Who do you think the man-children of the internet are going to believe? The little guy or the big guy? Of course, like the bunch of mindless drones they are, they side with the little guy. Fight the power, man! Continue reading “I hate man-children” »

I’m going to Comic-Con 2012!

I am more than likely going to Comic-Con 2012 with my girlfriend. I am beyond stoked! There is no better way to pop a Con cheery than at Comic-Con.

Speaking of cherries to be popped; I will have the possibility to finally meet a lot of internet friends in person. I have met a lot of kick-ass people over the years, but unfortunately we have always be separated by states and countries. Luckily a good majority are known to show up at Comic-Con.

Comic-Con 2012 is going to be awesome. July can’t get here soon enough!

I dream in galaxies


I will always be the geeky little kid wishing for warp drives and interplanetary travel.
I will always wish upon stars, planets, and universes vastly superior to our own.
I will always see worlds with endless possibilites.
I will always dream of a brighter tomorrow for you and me.
I will always be let down by the limitations of the human race.
I will always be the geeky little kid.
I will always dream in reality.

Um… I have no idea what I just wrote. I am in no way a poetic person or attempting to be. It is like something hit me and told me to jot down my thoughts. I was thinking about how I will never live to see the future Hollywood built into my mind.

I was somewhat depressed by the thought. What’s stopping us? We are. As a society we are holding ourselves back. There are so many problems in the world that could easily be prevented. Instead of fixing them, we bullshit around the issue and attempt to use false promises as leverage for political gain.

The human race is holding itself back from advancing further. We peaked. All that is left is self-destruction and downfall. We have to rely on our imaginations from here on out. That is why I am perfectly fine with holding onto my inner child. I will always be the geeky kid dreaming of the reality we could have had.

Wow! The savings! Thanks, Amazon!

amazonsavings

I can finally afford the dream house I’ve always wanted.

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