The entire relationship I share with Kelsey is a very special one. Every day there’s little moments that remind me that she’s the one. I’ve never been this happy before. Keep in mind I’m not a 13-year-old girl who says that about every relationship. I really mean it. That girl makes me happier than I’ve ever been in my entire life. She truly makes life worth living.

Every attempt at giving her a ring involved me going “Here. Take it.” and giving it to her. Granted, these aren’t engagement rings. I want the actual engagement to be something special, so I downplayed every other time I’ve given her a ring. The next time I give her a ring it’s going to be the real deal. There’s only one problem. I have no idea how to properly propose.

A meme proposal is out of the question. She made that quite clear. Maybe I could dress my cat up as a pony and have a ring attached to her saddle? Nah.. I’ll think of something that’ll do our relationship justice.

2012 is going to be a big year. The world is about to begin. A whole new world is on the horizon.

Prepare your anus.